I don’t know about the rest of the internet but this blog will be closed tomorrow for the royal wedding.

Meghan Markle is an American princess and that Harry, one lucky guy.

I wasn’t always into royal weddings until the last one when Pippa Middleton showed up with those kids at her sister Kate’s wedding. 😍😍😍 you guys.

I didn’t even know Kate had a sister. Whose kids are those? Hers? That’s what I love about royal weddings — all the surprises.

And all the family drama. Like on those English period dramas that Management watches on Netflix called like The Duchess or Barrington Estate or Princess That Rules the Kingdom But Somehow Can’t Find a Suitor. So fun you guys and always in italics.

Management told me Meghan Markle’s family is a total shit show and has flown to London but is not invited to the wedding.  I don’t know if they can even do that but they just did. Maybe they saw the movie wedding crashers?

So royal wedding yes tomorrow, blogging no.