5/31/2017: 40 Randlett just listed for $849k

40 Randlett is a 3 bed/2 bath colonial with 1,872 sq/ft. Open house Saturday & Sunday 1-2:30pm. Offers due Tuesday. 

Let me tell you guys a little story. Some of you have already heard this one. But I’m turning 40 this year and that’s what old people do — tell the same stories over and over.

When Management & I were looking to buy a house 8 years ago, I went to the see the house first. I called her when I got halfway down the street and said I’m not even at the house yet but we should buy it. She felt the same when she saw Randlett Park.

So if you’re reading this and thinking about buying 40 Randlett, here’s what you need to know:

This is a Day 1 street. When you’re moving in and boxes are everywhere and the kids are screaming and you & your spouse are saying stuff to each other like don’t even or some help would be nice, someone is gonna knock on your door. And their gonna ask if your kids would like to meet their kids and play.

Somebody else will knock on your door with dinner they made. They’ll bring you plastic silverware because there is no chance in hell you know which box the silverware is in. They’ll do this because they know your fridge is empty or possibly not even delivered yet. Because they know you’re tired and hungry and already had pizza 3 times this week.

Then I’ll knock and ask if you need help moving some heavy shit. Maybe tell you a little about my workouts and that everyone on the street has back issues, ‘cept me. And oh whoops I’ll have brought a six pack of cold Coors Light with me. Next thing you know we’re in the front yard going to Cold One City and watching all the kids play.

Did I actually help you move anything? That’s not really the point you guys. The point is you’re going to be part of our little community on Day 1.

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