12 Fairway Dr. is a 3 bed/1.5 bath Colonial with 1,440 sq/ft. Someone’s gonna buy this fast you guys.

 

Don’t even know where to start with this one you guys. A woman that rents in the raccoon house on Waltham lets her white poodle crap in my yard. Not like on the berm. In the middle of the front yard.

Everyone knows that from May 1st to possibly May 7th I have the nicest yard on Randlett. The other 51 weeks of the year maybe not so much. I mean drink it in you guys.

You might be thinking so what a dog craps in your yard. Suck it up buttercup.

The first time it happened I was inside and noticed a woman standing in our yard and her dog taking a crap. Not on the sidewalk but closer to the house. I opened the front door and the woman just looked at me.

Happened again last week and Management said to her “hey our kids play in the yard can you please go elsewhere?” Woman laughed at Management.

Happened again yesterday. Management said something and she started laughing again. Suzy Babe from across the street saw the whole damn thing go down.

Kind wanna be like hey person what’s your deal? Know you haven’t been in the neighborhood long but we like to be friendly here and treat each other with respect. Also why are you paying $3,150 per month in rent when raccoons lived there for free?

 

First things first. I hope you guys appreciate the lengths I go to write this blog. Usually I just need like an iced coffee and 5 minutes to blog. Sometimes less. I’m either that good or that bad.

Saturday was different. Mostly because it involved liquid nitrogen and minus 90 degree temps.

I went to Frost & Float Spa on Washington St. Great place, really nice family that owns it. Signed like a 10 page waiver and was brought into a changing room. Stripped down to my unmentionables and put on gloves, socks and some rubber booties. Then wrapped up in a bathrobe and headed to the cryotherapy room.

The dude that worked there was Dave (I think). Chill dude that talked me through the whole thing — which lasted 3 minutes. Dave said another customer had just left and the chamber was already cold. So I got in and took off my robe.

Dave turned on the chamber, which is cooled by two large tanks of liquid nitrogen. The gas fills and freezes the chamber. And also you.

1st minute was good. Dave was talking to me. Telling me about the benefits of cryotherapy. How brief exposure to extreme cold can help the body heal. I felt nice and cold.

2nd minute Dave asked “how you doin man?” for the first time. He must ask because of insurance reasons and not the look on my face. Temp dropped down around minus 50. Still felt pretty good.

3rd minute Dave asked twice “how you doin man?” Think he was legit worried about me. Stayed at minus 90 for a minute then got out.

I was pretty cold at that point but felt good. Dave said a lot of people come in for back pain and a rugby team was coming in Sunday.

I only did level 1 which is recommended for rookies. Level 2 goes to minus 150 and Level 3 is Ted Williams territory: minus 180.

Total cost was $45. I know some of you are dealing with pain and/or getting old as crap so I recommend giving it a try.

 

Around 2pm today a home was broken into on Davis Ave. According to police the suspect is a heavy-set male that’s 5’9 with dark hair. They may already have the suspect in custody but not sure you guys.