12/22/2016: Christmas come early on Randlett

Everyone knows I had the nicest lawn on the street for like 9 days during the spring. Then I started using Christian’s electric mower – which is more like one of those suck & cut hair trimmers you see on infomercials. Then the drought hit. And Trump won the election and my lawn died. 

But I’m not gonna blog a bunch of excuses. Gonna blog about my new mower that Management and her parents, The Board of Directors, got me for Christmas. 


You might be like oh shit is that a Honda HRR216VKA? Um yeah – it is you guys. From Farina’s? Get the f out of here. 

21″ radius. 3-1 variable speed. Self propelled. You name it. 

No excuses in 2017 gang. Hope Santa is good to everyone. 

12/21/2016: 45 Lindbergh for rent at $5,100/month

Unbeknownst to yours truly, a robbery occurred on June 24th in our neighborhood. Don’t bother checking the police report — it’s not in there. The robbery occurred at 45 Lindbergh. What was stolen you might ask? The whole damn property you guys. House sold for $425k.

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Um…yeah… 425,000 USDs. Just a cold-blooded robbery by the buyer.

Well the house has been under major renovation since and just hit the rental market for $5,100. That’s per month gang. For a 3 bed/2 bath home with 2,381 sq/ft.

Look I don’t know who this buyer/owner is. But he seems ruthless. Like Rick James in the Chappelle Show. Cold blooded. Habitual line stepper. And treating the 02465 market like somebody’s couch.

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12/14/2016: 154 Randlett — RENTED

All caps you guys. 154 Randlett was rented several days ago for $3,000 per month. No word on who the new tenants are or when they’ll be moving in. All I know is this: these new tenants are smart. I mean the opportunity to live on America’s Favorite Street? And 2 doors down from me? In real estate we like to call this a “no-brainer.”

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