11/9/2016: 154 Randlett for rent, still

Jeopardy format for today’s blog you guys.


Contestant: Alex I’ll take The Real Estate for $100.

Alex: A home currently for rent on America’s Favorite Street.

Contestant: What is 154 Randlett Park?


Alex: Correct.

Contestant: The Real Estate for $200.

Alex: Activity on the property over the past 2 months.

Contestant: What is not much?


Alex: Correct.

Contestant: The Real Estate for $300 please Alex.

Alex: These things are not helping the property rent.

Contestant: What are the photos, price & condition of the property?

Alex: Correct.


Contestant: Alex The Real Estate for $400.

Alex: It’s been said this is the best reason to move to Randlett Park.

Contestant: What are the neighbors?

Alex: Correct!






11/8/2016: Post election agenda for America’s Favorite Street (.com)

Um is anybody not happy that it’s election day? Can’t wait to put this whole thing behind us and get down to business with the Carson administration.


This guy is a true visionary. Which is why America’s Favorite Street (.com) endorsed him on March 1st. Some would say a tipping point in the campaign. Others would say he dropped out of the race the next day. Either way, I voted for him and think he’s got this on lock. I mean the other two candidates made a real mess of this thing.

In case you haven’t been reading a lot about politics lately gang, I will explain something to you. When you endorse a candidate, they owe you. In Dr. Carson’s case, you could say he owes me “big time.” So here’s my year 1 agenda:

First and foremost, we need to get 180 Cherry sold. This property has been in orbit now for almost 400 days. Let’s bring this sale home you guys. Still not been able to establish comms with 180 Cherry but I’ll try again.

180 Cherry this is Earth. Come in.


180 Cherry

Second, all the stores at Constantine Place are still empty. It’s been a year you guys. This real estate is not so hard. I’m a simple caveman but they let me do it. Build building, let people rent space and pay you USDs each month. We’re gonna need the Commander-in-Chief to step in here I think.


Lastly, we need Dr. Carson to call Mayor Warren and be like you gotta do something about the intersection at Fairway/Waltham. Just not sure how much more Terrence’s fence can take.





11/7/2016: Another accident at Fairway/Waltham

If you feel like you’ve already read this blog post. You have. There was another accident at Fairway/Waltham last Friday morning. I believe this is the 12th accident there in 5 years. The last was an OUI that took out Terrence’s fence in April. Driver’s bumper was left in his yard.


This is a dangerous intersection you guys. Think we need to do something about it. A stop sign, stop light, blinking yellow light, speed bump, something/anything to slow drivers down. If you agree, you can e-mail the following people at the City to take action on this:

Tedd Hess Mahan (City Councilor): thessmahan@newtonma.gov

Shane Mark (Director of Operations, Public Works): smark@newtonma.gov


11/2/2016: Don’t tell anybody but the Pike has been awesome lately

Think everybody knows by now I have an important job. Downtown. Run into some of you guys in Boston and yelled “DOWNTOWN” at you. Mostly just Sarah and her attorney buddies though.

Getting downtown isn’t always easy and that can be stressful. But the Pike lately you guys😍. Not sure if it’s because the Brighton tolls are already down. Or drivers are avoiding the Pike during construction. I don’t know and I don’t care — kinda like algebra 2.

For the 3rd day in a row the Pike has been awesome!!

And I mean awesome like the new babysitter shows up early and says she’s only $10 an hour. Or like freshman year of college when you get into the bar then your buddy does too and y’all be like RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE BOUNCER.

Kid n Play

Took me 20 minutes to get to the office today. But keep this on the low you guys — don’t ruin it for me.