Think everybody knows by now I have an important job. Downtown. Run into some of you guys in Boston and yelled “DOWNTOWN” at you. Mostly just Sarah and her attorney buddies though.

Getting downtown isn’t always easy and that can be stressful. But the Pike lately you guys😍. Not sure if it’s because the Brighton tolls are already down. Or drivers are avoiding the Pike during construction. I don’t know and I don’t care — kinda like algebra 2.

For the 3rd day in a row the Pike has been awesome!!

And I mean awesome like the new babysitter shows up early and says she’s only $10 an hour. Or like freshman year of college when you get into the bar then your buddy does too and y’all be like RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE BOUNCER.

Took me 20 minutes to get to the office today. But keep this on the low you guys — don’t ruin it for me.