Well it only took 6 years but I have the best lawn on Randlett. There wasn’t a vote or anything. But damn is it lookin good you guys. 

Guess I’d like to start out by thanking Joe, Myrna, John, Dan, pretty much all of middle Randlett for having an off year. Not sure if you used too much lyme, didn’t aerate or what. 

I’d also like to say I don’t have a landscaping company, irrigation system or even my own working lawnmower. Even though all my neighbors – I mean competitors – do. So good job by me in near impossible conditions.