Obviously I haven’t run this by Management yet. So if you see her maybe don’t bring it up. But what if I turned my house into an Airbnb. How much money could I make every month?

There are Airbnbs all over W. Newton. The owner of 473 Waltham gets $95/night for a studio. So I think I could get like $250/night for my crib. Say the house is booked for 20 nights per month — that’s $5,000/month. Easy money.

Of course there’d be some rules:

• Check-in at 3pm & check-out by 11am.
• 2 night minimum.
• No smoking… anything (in the house).
• Additional $50 cleaning fee.
• Bachelorette parties and women on spring break welcome.
• All parties should end by 2am (neighbors get bitchy 😳😳😳).

Then there’s the small issue of where we’d stay every night. Maybe with you guys? In your basement. Or backyard — we have a tent and sleeping bags. Just make sure to give us a nice dinner and Management some wine and we’re good.