Hey guys. It’s me. The chair on Waltham St.

Been a rough few weeks out here. Lost my cushion on Halloween. Leaves all up under my dust ruffle. Now rain.

Do me a solid and call bulk pick-up? I mean kinda embarrassing suffering this indignity on Waltham St. Think everybody in 02465 has already driven by and knows I’m not good enough anymore. Just scoop me and take me to the dump. Or Eliot St. At this point I don’t care which.