Newton Police log has been gold lately. The OUI guy last week driving on 3 wheels. This week 2 bros stole an SUV on Manor House Rd, ditched the car on Lorna Rd then got out and high-fived. Right in front of a surveillance camera.
Look you guys, I like a high-five as much as the next guy. But I’m throwing a flag for excessive celebration on this one. I mean just right in the cops face. Worst part is the cops can’t find these 2 bros so they’re asking for the public’s help. Which will probably lead to, you guessed it, another high-five.
Cops are never gonna catch these guys. How do I know? My car was broken into in 2007 in Watertown. Chapstick was stolen. Cherry flavor — little more than half left. Right out of the center console you guys. Cop showed up and was a literally a dead ringer for Hightower from Police Academy. Stepped out of the cruiser and I was like wow. 8 feet tall with the kind of stache that says stop talking. Anyway, Hightower conducted a thorough investigation lasting 4 seconds then bounced to get coffee. So chalk this one up as unsolvable.