Hey guys, it’s me — the TV on upper Randlett. Got dumped in the trash bin last week. Trash guy saw me last Friday and ruptured his L4 & L5 vertebrae getting me out of the bin. As soon as I went curbside, I thought — oh shit, gonna get blogged.
Anywho — here I am! So a little bit about me… I’m a 2001 Sony Wega Flatscreen. I’m 26″ deep and weigh 100lbs. Not exactly petite! I have a 16:9 aspect ratio — great for DVDs like Moulin Rouge or Pearl Harbor. A 2001 Amazon.com review gushed “this is the closest thing to being in a movie theater without being in a movie theater!”
I also have picture-in-picture (PIP). So you can watch a miniature version of the same show in the corner. Want to change the PIP channel so you can watch Smallville & Alias at the same time? Haha — you better read the manual a zillion times!!
What am I looking for? A low-def home with DVD player and a playstation. Maybe a surround sound system with giant speakers and wires running everywhere. Never been hooked up to DirectTV but I could be into that. I think.