Did anybody else get this letter?

The one from a realtor at William Raveis asking if you want to sell your home. Says her buyer has identified Randlett Park as “the prettiest in West Newton.”

Look you guys – I don’t know who this buyer is – but we need them on the street. Bad. This is clearly a very smart individual that was like Fairway is a dump, don’t talk to me about Eliot – get me a home on Randlett. Very real estate savy.

You think this person is going to miss a block party? Not join Scotch Club? No way! Probably shovel your driveway, then bring you hot chocolate when they’re done.

Might call the realtor to find out more about the buyer. Might also put a for sale sign in your yard if the realtor confirms my suspicions about this buyer.