Time to clean up our act you guys. That Miami Vice condo on Waltham just went under agreement. Pretty sure these are the buyers:
These guys don’t take a lot of crap. Here’s what they’re into:
Lamborghinis — AKA Lambos. Lambos top out at 200MPH — perfect for chasing morning commuters, dopers & other low-lifes down Randlett.
Cigarette boats — AKA go-fast boats. The days of trying to smuggle dope from one end of Crystal Lake to the other are ovah.
Armani suits with a t-shirt underneath. No big deal — this only turned the fashion game on it’s head in the 80s. Rocked this look on Easter 1987 to Holy Trinity Church in Georgetown. Looked like such a boss. Except the t-shirt was Hanes and the suit was from Woodward & Lothrop.
Here’s what these guys are NOT into:
Cocaine. AKA C-Dust, Blow & Boost. Feel like Boost isn’t a big problem on Randlett. Eliott — not so sure.
Guys with priors. Again, not so much an issue on Randlett. But they might want to do some background on a few Fairway bros.