This is a monster you guys. 7 bed, 7.5 baths with 9,977 sq/ft on 1.88 acres. Not a house but an estate. Gym, elevator, even a craft room — which would obviously be turned into a bar for Scotch Club. This place is so big you have to use words like: south lawn, carriage house, butler’s pantry.
Time for backyard movies again gang. Saturday, May 10th 4pm at Chris & Leah’s place (115 Randlett). Potluck — so be a pal and bring something good. Maybe a chair and blanket too.
Movie for the kids will either be Dallas Buyers Club or 12 Years a Slave. Just kidding. Probably Wolf of Wall Street — way more appropriate for the pre-school set.
Time to clean up our act you guys. That Miami Vice condo on Waltham just went under agreement. Pretty sure these are the buyers:
These guys don’t take a lot of crap. Here’s what they’re into:
Lamborghinis — AKA Lambos. Lambos top out at 200MPH — perfect for chasing morning commuters, dopers & other low-lifes down Randlett.
Cigarette boats — AKA go-fast boats. The days of trying to smuggle dope from one end of Crystal Lake to the other are ovah.
Armani suits with a t-shirt underneath. No big deal — this only turned the fashion game on it’s head in the 80s. Rocked this look on Easter 1987 to Holy Trinity Church in Georgetown. Looked like such a boss. Except the t-shirt was Hanes and the suit was from Woodward & Lothrop.
Here’s what these guys are NOT into:
Cocaine. AKA C-Dust, Blow & Boost. Feel like Boost isn’t a big problem on Randlett. Eliott — not so sure.
Guys with priors. Again, not so much an issue on Randlett. But they might want to do some background on a few Fairway bros.