Hey guys — it’s me — the chair in front of 350 Waltham St. You saw me the other day in the rain, but you didn’t pick me up. Why — because I’m soaked? Because if you sat on me you would slide right off and hit your head on the curb?
I was once the corner-piece of a really nice sectional. Could seat like 6 people. Some people even confused me for leather. My owners decided to break-up the gang and I did a stint as a video game chair in a teenager’s room. Things got a little weird in there. Now I’m on the curb — like that TV a few months back.
Want you to know I have a few good years left on me. If you want a chair that’s literally impossible to sit up straight in — I’m your guy. When you sit on me, your head will immediately fall backwards between my giant cushions. Did someone say awesome for naps?
Next time you drive by — give me a look. I’ll be here.