Hey guys, it’s me — the TV that’s been sitting out front of 339 Waltham for the past 3 weeks. I’m not waiting for bulk pick-up, I’m waiting for a new home. I know you’ve seen me. Why don’t you stop and put me in your trunk?
Allow myself to introduce…. myself. I’m a 27″ color TV with wireless remote (buried in snow somewhere). I have a nice wood frame that weighs 147 pounds. I’m compatible with VHS and BETA VCRs, Atari & Nintendo gaming systems. The snow and cold hasn’t effected my tube — shows like Dallas, Three’s Company, Alf, Charles in Charge and Mork & Mindy still look look great on my screen.
If you’re looking for high-def, I’m not you’re guy. Watching hockey on me is impossible — where’s the puck? You can’t hang me on the wall over your fireplace. I belong on the floor. Don’t know what DVDs are so I won’t play ’em. Don’t have a DVR either — just use the VCR to record your shows, so easy to program!
I got some good years left on me. Just need a cozy corner in your home with room for my remote and antenna. So find the strongest person you know and come pick me up. I’m freezing out here.