A Christmas wish from my home to yours:
May your home be energy efficient:
Your walls be insulated, your windows tight
Heating bills low, thermostats set just right.
May your renovations go smoothly:
Your contractors on budget and on time
Parking their trucks in front of your house — not in front of mine.
May our water table stay low:
Basements keep dry and free of rain
Management already made me spend $6,500 on a french drain!
May your old home need few repairs:
AC to keep pumpin, another year before the boiler dies
Just when you think the writing couldn’t be any worse — Merry Christmas you guys!