Just a quick thank you to “JC” for the 3am parking ticket last Thursday night. I got caught up watching the Bruin’s game and forgot to pull my car into the driveway. I walked out to my car Friday morning and noticed this on my windshield…
I also noticed that my car stunk. Now I didn’t attend Police Academy like “JC” — but here’s my crime log for the night:
3:00am: “JC” notices my car parked on street, exits traffic cruiser and issues VIOLATION.
3:01am: the skunk that stalks our yard sees “JC” issuing said VIOLATION and is like “oh HELL no.”
3:02am: skunk sprays “JC” and he flees scene.
I don’t have much evidence to support this story, but I know I got a $5 ticket and my car stunk.
Overnight parking ban ends April 15th, folks. Until then, $5 tickets for parking on-street between 2-6am.