2/24/2013: Floorplans

If you’re considering renovating or selling your home, might be a good idea to start by having a floorplan done.  I’m not talking about getting out the tape measure and sketching it yourself.  That’s what the junior varsity does.  This is varsity.  And on varsity, we have professional floorplans done by New England Floorplans.

New England Floorplans gives you an exact measurement of your home, including built-ins, closet sizes, appliances — even which way the doors swing.  The floorplans are drawn to scale, which is handy if you are planning to renovate and want to see how different size cabinets, windows & furniture will fit.

For example, we’re considering renovating our kitchen and I had Nick Rioux (the owner) measure our home a few months ago.  Nick then e-mailed me a PDF version of the floorplan, which allows me to gauge how big the kitchen island should be, where the fridge will fit and where the 1/2 bath should be relocated.  (See our kitchen in the link below).

142 Randlett Park Floor Plan 1-4 Scale Dims

If you are selling your home, a floorplan will give you the exact square footage of the house.  The measurements are so exact, you could take them to the City of Newton to have their records changed.  It also helps buyers visualize where all their stuff will go.

2/20/13: Let’s pitch in and buy a Bobcat

Don’t you love how infomercials make a product seem like a total no-brainer?  Like when you see the product you think “that would make my life so much easier” or “why didn’t I think of that?”

Well, guess what guys?  I just came up with probably the best idea in the history of Randlett Park.  All I need is 2 minutes of your time and eventually a bunch of your money.  Here’s my pitch…

Tired of shoveling snow for 5 hours everytime we get a nor’easter?

Got a backache, frostbite or pneumonia from the last snowstorm?

shoveling

Throw that old shovel in the trash!  For just 12 monthly payments of $45 — you will never have to shovel again!  Because Dave is going to buy the street a brand new Bobcat!

bobcat

The Bobcat T190 is a 66 horsepower diesel skid steer with narrow tracks, 130″ bucket and 1900lb load capacity.   Translation, please?  This thing dominates sidewalks.  Weighing in at 7,775lbs., the Bobcat laughs at the pile of snow at the end of your driveway.  With a 28 gallon tank, I could clear all of Randlett without refueling.  Probably in less than 45 minutes.

Here’s how the payment plan works.  A Bobcat T190 costs $27,500 – divided by 50 homes on Randlett – equals $550 per house.  Divide that by 12 months and you’ve got payments of $45.  I’ll just roll down the street on the 1st of each month and you all can throw money in the bucket.  Miss a payment, I miss your sidewalks — couldn’t be easier!

2/11/2013: Snow melt & French drains

Short post today, you guys.  Thanks to the snow, it took me 90 minutes to drive 7 miles to work today.  Traffic was SO slow, that when I got stuck behind this guy it felt like I was hauling ass.

wheelchair

But, I digress.  Back to French drains.  If you have one, it might not be a bad idea to shovel out the discharge pipe in your yard.  (Good luck finding it.)  Just to make sure it’s not frozen/stuffed with snow/otherwise blocked.  In the event that the weather warms up quickly and we have significant snow melt, the ground will be saturated and your sump pump will be active.  If the water cannot exit the discharge pipe, it will be forced back down into the sump pit.

So if you have a few minutes and know where your discharge pipe is located, might be best to play it safe and dig it out.